May 2013
thebananarunt:
let’s play a game called how long can i put off my assignment until i start stress crying
Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: What are your three favorite blogs?
“Cautiously, I allowed myself to feel good at times. I found moments of peace in...”
– Charles Bukowski, Let it Enfold You (via heavydrug)
commovente:
How beautiful this all is — the language between bodies. Not touching, necessarily. Not speaking, really. What I’m trying to talk about is the conversation that falls into that empty ether between human beings. What I love, even more than falling in love, is falling in love with that space — with that quiet, precious, virgin sanctity between two people who are too scared to talk...
“Promise me this: when you finally leave me, you’ll
get creative. Tell me I was...”
– Clementine von Radics (via collidewithyoursky)
lizardsfromspace:
Here’s a hilarious Helen Keller joke! Do you know what no one saw or heard coming? Helen Keller’s radical socialist activism for the rights of the poor, women, the disabled. And so people ignored and belittled her politics. They argued a deaf, blind person could not know what she was talking about. And so they reduced her to the safe story of a young girl who overcame...
[[MORE]]i actually had an intense motivation to write my essay for English class so i could go out tomorrow without being screamed at by my dad but then i started feeling like i should just kill myself instead and now i remember why i didn’t do these essays in the first place. it doesn’t even seem worth it right now, wowowowowowow.
“1. White terrorists are called “gunmen.” What does that even mean? A person with...”
– Juan Cole, 08/09/2012
Juan Cole actually wrote this 4 days after a white terrorist, yes, terrorist, murdered 6 and injured 4 people at a Sikh gurdwara in Wisconsin. The terrorist who committed said crime spoke of an impending “racial holy war” beforehand and was a member of white...
bedbones:
some girls tell stories about men who want to fix them i am not a girl men want to fix i am not a girl with problems that want to be kissed, sucked on made to feel softer i am a girl who makes wounds like mothers do birthday cakes i pace over them, i find all the right ways to use a knife men don’t like this men want something they can fix they don’t want the girl who lets the...
meio-tom:
i want you to like me, it’s ridiculous how desperate i am
esexist:
yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards
janetdevlinoffic:
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
enjolras-is-captain-sassy:
corackadile:
why dont you
why do not you
FUCK THIS I HATE EVERTHING
[[MORE]]u make me nervous, brb dying.
“Nothing can wear you out like caring about people.”
– S.E. Hinton, That Was Then, This Is Now (via illusionsvk)
“Find meaning. Distinguish melancholy from sadness. Go out for a walk. It doesn’t...”
– Albert Camus, from Notebooks, 1951-1959 (via violentwavesofemotion)
hellanne:
Feels like I’m completely losing what’s left of my mind.
“I would love to say
that you
make me
weak in the knees
but
to be quite...”
– Derrick Brown, Love Language (via pureveins)
flatsound:
if my cat could talk he’d probably break up with me
“Love’s selfish: it demands two people.”
– 6-Word Story #100 (via writingsforwinter)
ohnohowdoitumblr:
SHAKEY GRAVES | Unlucky Skin...
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
[[MORE]]I AINT ALMOST ALL OF THIS OVEN PIZZA AND IT WAS GOING TO BE THE ONLY THING I ATE TODAY ASIDE FROM FROZEN YOGURT AND THEN I REMEMBERED THAT MY FAMILY MIGHT GO OUT TO EAT LATER AND I HONESTLY WANT TO DIE. i hope they don’t tonight because i know i wouldn’t be able to not go omfg.
delusionsofnostalgia:
“Stories you read when you’re the right age never quite leave you. You may forget who wrote them or what the story was called. Sometimes you’ll forget precisely what happened, but if a story touches you it will stay with you, haunting the places in your mind that you rarely ever visit.”
-Neil Gaiman
“You will be stupid. You will worry your parents. You will question your own...”
– Ira Glass (via youneverseemtounderstand)
“Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood.”
– Mary Rakow (via sunofstars)
